Help.

[NoMercy]

Hi, my name is Alfie and I live in Spain with my mummy and daddy.

Yesterday, my mummy made a cake. It looks so yummy that I spent the whole of last night just dreaming about it. Mum got up this morning and when she came to say hello to me, I immediately took her to the kitchen and asked for a slice of this yummy cake.

To my absolute horror she proceeded to tell me that it's daddy's cake and that it's not for little boys (yeah right, whatever will she come out with next?). My pleas and pathetic looks have fallen on deaf ears and she refuses to cut me a big fat slice of cake.

Had I known I would be thus treated, I would have done a giant, steaming curly wurly right in the middle of the living room for her to pick up before breakfast. Should I go and wake my daddy up and ask him for some cake?

Yours,

Disgusted, neglected and abused.
Xeraco 46770.

[NoMercy]

And I cock my leg and widdle on him....

[LoftyLottie]

Dear Alfie

You can come and stay with me for a while if you like (I am a very pretty lady dog). My mum had roast chicken for dinner last night and has saved some for me together with gravy and veg to have later today. I am sure she wouldn't mind me having a male friend for tea. Flights are up and running again!

Meggie

[NoMercy]

Well hello there, sweetcheeks. My mum does nice chicken dinners too. Let's get together over a nice juicy bone and swap doggie adventure stories....

[LoftyLottie]

I would agree with you Bollinger and Tattinger, we cats are far more superior than those scruffy mutts! Meggie has to endear herself to Mum and Dad and is totally reliant on them to feed her and take her out. She doesn't even bother to stand up for herself. I shout my head off when I want my food and don't stop 'til the dish gets placed on a window sill (so that Meggie can't get at it). She has to eat on the floor!! She knows her place.

I really can't understand why she has to live with us at all. It now appears she wan't to invite a boyfriend over from Spain. I will not tolerate it!!

Alice