popping in to the adult shop

[joggerjayne]

Have just been booked in for a meeting in London tomorrow.

A day in the stinky city.

On the other hand, I get a chance to pop into the Harmony shop

... (the best adult shop outside of Brighton).

Would anyone like anything, while I'm there ?

Tube of lube ?

Girl On Girl DVD ?

Anything ?

[joggerjayne]

ummmm ... still unused ?

I usually can't wait to get mine home.

A friend and I took our "goodies" into the ladies loo in Selfridges once to try them out (in separate cubicles, I should add!)

[China Doll]

Well if no effort is being put in then what is the lady in question getting out of it vibes?

Pah... JJ just got me a 'blocked - sexually explicit site' message... better be a big slice of cake! (I'll look later).

[joggerjayne]

Sorry, China ... it's not explicit !!

There are no "bits" on show.

So ... "man shag a lady with no effort" ... no change there, for some blokes !

[ummmm]

JJ....I had a water infection. Although the 'toy' is for him I'm not up for it unless I can get well and truly involved.

Very interesting link there....

[joggerjayne]

LOL Doc ...

Rugby song, by any chance ??

[joggerjayne]

A water infection, ummmm ?

We had one of those, years ago, when I was living in London. We had to boil all our water before we could drink it for about two weeks.

[kawakiri]

at a loose end, maybe a BP?

[joggerjayne]

Agenda for tomorrow.

1. Meeting with client for potentially lucrative new project (Yay!)

2. Call in Harmony shop to pick up "toys" for ABers.

3. Cab to Patisserie Valerie.

4. Ask waiter to keep an eye on bags, so can spend a while in the loo (remember to switch off toy if hear anyone else entering the loo)

5. Home to wash stink of London out of clothes and hair.

[joggerjayne]

( adds to list ... "BP for kawakira" )

( note ... remember to tell man at checkout that BP is not for own use! )

[joggerjayne]

That's not quite how I would have put it, vibe !

=0/

[redman41]

They will have to restock that Harmony shop once you have emptied it JJ.
You will probably end up with a special Privilege Card for being their most profuse and best Customer ! Ha Ha

[ChuckFickens]

if anyone wants to apply for a job as a toilet attendant at Patisserie Valerie.

http://www.patisserie...ie.co.uk/careers.aspx

[China Doll]

Tut... 4 should be 'deliver cake to China'... I'll let you use the nice bathroom downstairs to test your toys.

[joggerjayne]

I don't go very often.

We have really good shops down here for those supplies.

They have a lot of DVDs in Harmony ... shelves and shelves of them. Those are probably a large part of their trade.

[joggerjayne]

Sorry, China ... I forgot.

I would have got home, and then wondered why I had a box of cake and some cold coffee !

[China Doll]

Well at least you could have eaten the cake.... Coffee should not be drunk cold though. Man hostage is always letting his hot beverages go cold and still drinks them, makes me ill!