Genie for an hour

[bigfoot3000]

What if you could summon a genie for an hour to do the job or activity you detest so much and hate doing,could be anything what would you summon the genie to do?

[boxtops]

Clean out all the dross from my house, sort out what's worth selling and get it listed on eBay. If they work fast - like whizz!! - that's my hour gone.

[dothawkes31]

eat this chocolate, I need more discipline in my life but a genie could take all that pain away.

[4getmenot]

hate cleaning the car

[NoMercy]

Can you fetch me a Tia Maria with Diet Cola and Ice please. I'd like my hair cut (just an inch or so off all over). I'd like you to make my big pan of soup for tomorrow and put all the clean laundry away. Then could you get me a direct line to my bank manager in England tomorrow morning so that I don't have to ring from a Spanish mobile and spend an hour in a queue to a premium rate number. If I think of anything else.... I will let you know in due course. Ta.

[bigfoot3000]

Gawd nomercy the genie would probably quit his job after you lumber him with all that graft!

[NoMercy]

Hey... don't apply for the job if you can't hack the workload. :-)

[4getmenot]

you only get him for an hour!! or her

[zzxxee]

clean my oven oh and if you have time some ironing ta very much xx

[NoMercy]

He'd better pull his finger out then.... ;-)

[bigfoot3000]

Now We know how you got your username "Nomercy? Lol.
4get, yes because he will finish any job within the hour!

[4getmenot]

thats good as I know my hair takes about 3 hours, but then my hairdresser is a gasbag

[NoMercy]

That's a point... my hair is very fine and often lacks volume... could you pump it up a little for me?