Unlikely Medical labels

[yogi-bear]

Morning lovely peeps........only the bear here, bringing you joy, happiness and lots of lusting on this fine Monday a.m.
Hope you all had a great weekend. :0)
I thought i'd share some of these, as taken from The Mock The Week Scenes "We'd Like To See" Book, that my eldest son showed me over the weekend......some of it's really funny.

' Try operating heavy machinery for a laugh'
' Rub on gums or ingest nasally, preferably from the buttocks of a call girl'
' Insert anally ten times an hour'
' May cause you to play the piano'
' Insert three feet up rectum - you may need to borrow a friends foot '
' WARNING: Did you see what happened to the six students we tested this on? No? Good.'
'Crush up and smoke in pipe'
' Insert penis here '

:0)
xx

[yogi-bear]

Morning Doc,

You know me..........any day is lusting day .....are'nt there some really lovely looking ladies on here?........and you know.........i love the ladies, doc. xxxx

Have a great day, that man :0)

[zzxxee]

hello bear and posse i like the word lust it just rolls off the toungue lust lust lust !!!!!

[yogi-bear]

"lust.........i lust after zzxxee.......she lusts afer me".....yep, see what you mean, sweetheart.....good innit?.........:0)

gotta go soon.......off to the Brit School near Croydon.....great bunch of students up there......back around tea time.
Have a super fabby day, zzxxee....xxx

[zzxxee]

you to dont get to carried away with all the finger symbols and tamborine playing will you? have fun x

[yogi-bear]

LOL....if i can find a tamborine, i'll play it, zzxxee.......just buttons, knobs, mixers, equalizers, sliders etc today.......plus some questions answered on dance culture from the 1970's to current day dance music.

If i see a pair of maracas, i'll get 'em for you, sweetheart......i know you like to shake, shake, shake....lol xxx

[zzxxee]

you will be ok on 1970s dance trivia we all know you walk on brighton peir in your saturday night fever white flares suit john travoltra style !!!!
what do you know about my maracas have you been stalking me again bear theres laws on that you know !!!!!!! lol

[yogi-bear]

.....And how do you know I own a white suit, young lady? xx

( got the gold medallion to go with it too )

As for the stalking bit.........to quote Moby Dick ( not he actual whale as he could'nt talk )........."I'll chase her round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before I give her up"

:0) xx

[zzxxee]

god looks like im stuck with you then lol
have a great day bear you funny old sod you x

[zzxxee]

right get gone bear you have been threatening to for ages !!!!!!