Night Toni - I'd love to hear your poem if you get chance to post it on here. Weren't you looking for words to rhyme with "fantasist" and "laughingmyassoff"? I try to write funny rhymes sometimes, but I'm rubbish at it. :-)
I once remember someone saying they were a vegetarian.... The person in question forgot their own culinary preferences tho. I never did get her recipe for Moroccan Lamb. lol