I was, briefly, Nurse Gladys (I think for one day....) when I was naughty once. However I got mistaken for someone else who had used that username years ago... it all got very confusing and sqad got very excited, so back to bananas and good (!) behaviour...
Sorry, Chuck, I missed your answer before. 'Twas Leg who told me the story and I could have sworn he said it was Whiffey. I bet it was hilarious regardless of who was responsible.