ttfn - with most of the patients i wouldn't touch, even with yours. i work on a male ward and omg. smells of boy. if you know what i mean. badly. my sense of smell has been sorely tested at times and some bizarre/horrible images burnt onto my retinas. but i stand up for them loads, as most people don't. i'm loud so can shout from their corner...x also, the ribena nurses are slightly slimmer(!) and far more attractive than i, but its personality that counts, eh? x