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GORDON BROWN goes on a state visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he has a fatal heart attack.
The undertaker tells the British diplomats, “You can have him shipped home for a £1million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for £100”.
The British diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Brown flown home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, “Why would you spend £1million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend £100?”
One diplomat replied, “More than 2,000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just three days later he rose from the dead. We simply can’t take that risk”.
The undertaker tells the British diplomats, “You can have him shipped home for a £1million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for £100”.
The British diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Brown flown home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, “Why would you spend £1million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend £100?”
One diplomat replied, “More than 2,000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just three days later he rose from the dead. We simply can’t take that risk”.
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