if there was one luxury item you could have for your home....

[Bobbisox]

that you don't already have
What would it be?

I would love a stair lift...lol
just imagine saying Goodnight that ascending regally . pleased I don't need one tho'

[bobjugs12]

Forget the fridge, I think i'd have to go for a harem of concubines instead

[Bobbisox]

yea but you have to alight from them 4get and up here, that would mean, turning peuce..lol

[Bobbisox]

would you use it and abuse it vibes

lol@bob..
I think you would have to be a eunuch

[bobjugs12]

Would I??? Why???
I don't wanna be a eunech :-(

[craft1948]

Jose Mourinho.....

[boxtops]

If you own the harem you're all right bobs, you just need a few eunuchs to manage it for you.

[Bobbisox]

get yer bits done to stop you being rampant...lol
Nawwwww, I'm not being fair lad, your'e young and fit..lol

[DEN53]

Red, have you got a crystal ball (or do you always walk like that, boom boom) - no I did'nt knock them down whilst parking we took them down when we moved in to get our cars on the drive, but now I wished we had'nt...... strange though Mr Den did seem keen to remove them quite quickly - I wonder why............................ha ha

[redman41]

Ha Ha DEN ! You're a good sport really.. x

[bobjugs12]

Actually, foget the harem, the women would only end up being more hard work. Can I have something you wouldn't find in the house?

[NoMercy]

A magically self stocking wine cellar...

[DEN53]

Indoor swimming pool - we did have an outdoor above ground one, but I fell off the ladder getting in.

Also when we first used it, were told to put them tablets in to keep it clean. I bought a bucket load of the stuff and put half in - when my son came home from school he was excited at being the first one to use it. He dived in and when he came out his navy shorts had turned sky blue - also a nasty skin rash appeared. Not a good night at
A & E.

[bobjugs12]

I was thinking of an armoured Range Rover with machine guns behind the headlights

[Bobbisox]

sorry I went away peeps, afcjan on the phone...great gal x

[bobjugs12]

Forget bunnies mate, we're hunting for Corsa's with blacked out windows and comedy exhausts