Chopsticks

[marval]

Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skilfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with ease, as you might expect from a Jedi Master.

Anyway, poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually himself.

Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says, 'Luke, use the forks.

[jasconi]

???

[Avatar]

Usual Marval rubbish, just ignore it.

[stoofur]

The other day I went to a restaurant where they served Wookie.

It was ok but it was a bit chewy.

[snags]

What kind of a car does a Jedi drive?

A Toy-Yoda.

<groan>



When is Luke Skywalker's birthday?

May the fourth (be with you)

<groan some more>

:-/

[shiznit]

Christmas day in the Skywalker Home, Luke keeps shouting out what they have all got before they have even been unwrapped, and getting it right, much to everyones annoyance. How are you doing it ask Leia?, I can feel your presents he replies