Passion

[bibblebub]

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/125061

A woman went to hospital, complaining of stomach pains. An x-ray revealed a pair of false teeth in her stomach and she eventually admitted that she had swallowed her boyfriend's dentures during a passionate kiss.

So anyone got any snogging stories?

[thetruthhurts]

I'll have to chew this one over I think

[razza]

Good job she wasnt doing anything else,or it could have been Mr Bobbit

[merciasounds]

Can I just say EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[bibblebub]

I wonder if the boyfriend used the dentures again once they had reappeared? A night in steradent would work wonders.

[redman41]

I pity this poor Vicar bibblebub !

http://www.thesun.co....ws/article1876886.ece

[ChuckFickens]

Love the whay that article ends with a hospital spokesperson saying "But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way"

What, like telling the Sun about it?

[poodicat]

And getting paid for it chuck

[redman41]

I'm trying to figure out what variety of Potato it was EDDIE51! Desiree springs to mind ! :-)

[Sqad]

Well........when I was a very junior Dr. at the Royal Sussex County Hospital. I was asked to go down to casualty to see an 18yr old boy with a spring up his backside.When i arrived there was a lad with his trousers down and a chest expander spring hanging down from is anus. When i asked him how it got there, he said "I saw it on the floor and was "wont" to sit upon it. X-Ray showed he had pushed half of it into his rectum. This was removed under anaesthesia, but he then developed peritonitis because a hook had penetrated his peritoneum. This "hole " did not settle and he had to have a colostomy, but eventually this was closed and he was discharged.......but not with a spring in his step. ;-)

[redman41]

Ha Ha Squad ! You must have seen some sights in your time whilst working as a Surgeon in these Hospitals. Most definitely some strange tales to say the least ! :-D

[BBBE99]

That sounds disgusting, in the perspective of the boy, and you Squad...