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Buying Condoms for the first time... !
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any chemist.
The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local chemist and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms...
The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers...
...... It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel...!
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any chemist.
The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local chemist and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms...
The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers...
...... It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel...!
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