Top Tips?

[haysi06]

Can you believe that the Viz's Top Tips is celebrating its' 30th anniversary???

What are your top tips in a Viz stylee...

Climb onto your neighbour’s roof and dangle a fish on a bit of string in front of his windows. He’ll think his house is underwater.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red I wine? Drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

SINGLE MEN: Convince people you have a girlfriend by standing outside Topshop with bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.

PHILANDERERS: Avoid the embarrassment of shouting out the wrong name in bed by having flings only with girls who have the same name as your wife

[joggerjayne]

Can't think of anything clever or funny.

=0(

[haysi06]

Hi Jayne, There are some crackers, I used to love reading the Viz, can't believe its 30 years old.

[joggerjayne]

It was a bit "laddy"

I don't think many girls bought it.