(1) The three little words: 'Hold On, Please...'
Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.
Then when you eventually hear BT's 'beep-beep-beep' tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset....you have efficiently completed your task.
These three little words could help eliminate telephone soliciting.
(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?
This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and record’s the time of day when a person answers the phone.
This technique is then used to determine the best time of day for a 'real' salesperson to call back and get someone at home.
What you can do after answering: If you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialled the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer
Can you hear me Mutha !
I'm calling from Bombay, no not the Indian Takeaway down the road but Bombay, India.
We have bargain Easy Jet tickets for Sale, wanna buy ?
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Don't have a lot ringing on our home number bobbi but the business phone always has someone selling advertising or wanting to sort out our website. I am hardened by now and have heard every tale in the book - it can be quite amusing at times - depending on my mood
There was a book out some years ago wtitten by Patrick Moore (the astronomer) with lots of way to annoy people like that.
One I liked was ...
You know on forms, the box that says "For Official Use Only" ...
If you rub over that box with an ordinary household candle, it leaves an invisible layer of wax, and makes it impossible for them to write, or print, in that box.