Can anyone remember the phrase Billy Bleach used to describe lager in the pub when the landlord tried to get him to have real ale, something along the lines of I want a pint of cheap and nasty, fizzy, mass produced and full of chemicals.
This was in the series Grass, which was a spin off from The Fast Show. There are some episodes available, but I have no sound on my puter. Its the one where he leaves the cottage and goes to the pub.