if there was one question you could ask the ed what would it be?

[zzxxee]

[bobjugs12]

Barmaid, you're asking the wrong question. The question should be "How can i be as cool as my bf, by allowing myself to imagine i'm also in a high-powered sports car and i'm racing him round the Nurburgring (whilst in bed)?"

[bobjugs12]

Ladies, why are you turning a genuine question into filth? I'm ashamed of you....

[joggerjayne]

Bob, we are so not !

BTW ... did anyone else think that the "frozen sperm" thread ...

(currently in Health and Fitness)

... was about a new ice cream, or something ?

[Barmaid]

JJ I just thought the last bit!

Bobjugs - why not?! We need a bit of filth on an otherwise dull Wednesday!!!!

And I draw the line at car noises in bed.

[Daniela36]

now I deffo feel sick........

[Barmaid]

lol Red.

He's suddenly become obsessed with cars, I think he is having a mid life crisis. Still better cars than other women I suppose.

[bobjugs12]

What about bed noises in the car then Barmid ;-)

JJ, I did as well

[Barmaid]

lmao Red.

Bob, now you are talking. Although I think I am of an advanced age where a quick fumble in a car is just not my style!

[Panic Button]

Please Ed, what is the meaning of life?

[joggerjayne]

I'd quite like a quick fumble in the car. It would feel mischievous.

But the MG has an awkward centre thing between the seats, and in the Toyota you're just too far apart.

I may have to take that into account next time I choose a car.

[mccfluff]

why car noises in bed, am i missing something?

[Barmaid]

I have no idea mcfluff. He started making car noises yesterday. I told him it was bloody irritating and to shut up. When we went to bed he did it again (I suspect by then he was just trying to wind me up though).

[mccfluff]

panic - 42

Barmaid start calling out someone else's name like ferrari or bugatti, he'll soon shut up

[Panic Button]

Ha ha!

Ed's not so clever after all!

He doesn't know. Pathetic.