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McMouse | 14:54 Wed 09th Jun 2010 | ChatterBank
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If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labour.

If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the Afghan border illegally you get shot.

If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.

If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard of again.

If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spay and your fate will be sealed.

If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will thrown into political prison to rot.

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Now if you cross UK border illegally you get a job, drivers license, benefits, credit cards, free education for kids, free health care, accommodation and in many instances you can even vote.
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I can sum it up in one word: MUGS.
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Ah, but aren't we nice people and shouldn't we appreciate not living ourselves in any of the above countries!!
That's why we're English, we do things the right way, or do you think murdering refugees is the right way?
Not at all.
But we should be a bit stricter than we are don't you think? Just a bit?
Dont forget drivers license upgraded from whatever country you come from,a car,cheap insurance and everyone to afraid to say anything cos it might be taken the wrong way.
I've never heard of illegals being credit cards either. Someone enlighten me please....
I was answering the mouse, but I wouldn't like t have to advertise a job that's job description included ' bully victimise torture or kill all your clients' and I don't think there would be many applicants, all the anti-immigration types are probably feeble excuses for human beings and wouldn't do the job themselves.
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What's a 'spay'?
I agree salla. I think we should be a lot stricter.

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