the longest sentence known to man.........

[stokemaveric]

.....'' i do''.....lol

[mazie]

and Woman! To my knowledge my Old Man has never.

Changed a bed
done a wash
Ironed a hankie
cooked a Meal
changed a nappy
booked a holiday
treated a bruised knee
booked a doctors appointment
arranged Christmas
Bought a birthday card

Ad infinitum

[janzman]

How many years have you let this selfish, egotisical freeloader get away with his behaviour,mazie.....what redeeming feature has he got.Perhaps he justs sits in the corner licking his eyebrows..lol

[stokemaveric]

sounds a bit like jim royle lol [no disrespect intended maize]...lol

[mazie]

he

mows the lawn
does the garden
cleans the windows
pays the bills
repairs the cars
makes me a new kitchen
empties the bins
paints the house.....Aww he's not that bad really

[joeluke]

Mazie........out of your list I've actually done:

cooked a meal
changed a nappy
booked a doctors appointment
bought a birthday card

Some of us ain't totally useless!