I tried to ignore this thread - will finish now before temptation gets the better of me other than to say that my local Registrar at the town hall is Mr Jolly - honestly
I've just reached an article in the Sunday Times about a book of real baby names (this is just a coincidence I promise) and some of the names mentioned there are:-
Everard Cock (that's c+o+c+k in case the filter kicks in)
Pinky Bottoms
Agusta Wind
Obese Burk
Fly-fornication Andrewes (that's puritans for you)
Arsfona Bumgardner
Ophelia Balls
Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii (some really stupid NZ parents)