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Cheryl gets "mugged" rant
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Chav Princess, Cheryl Cole was "attacked" ...
... according to the papers today.
How did such an awful thing happen?
Well, she was surrounded by "teenage girls" shouting
... "We love you, we love you!"
One of them thrust one of Cheryl's CDs forward, hoping to get an autogroph on the cover.
Pushing the girl aside, the Chav Princess told her security man to get her inside.
She was heard to say ... "What the fcuk? What the fcuk? Who the fcuk was that?"
Well, Princess Chavy, I have the answer ... she was one of teenagers who have spent their hard earned money, buying your mediocre music, and making you a multi-millionairess.
But I keep forgetting ... ordinary, hard working people are not welcome, up in Chav Heaven.
I just hope, if I am ever "attacked" or "mugged" ...
... it involves a group of teenagers giving me their money, and shouting "We love you, Jayne".
Rant over.
... according to the papers today.
How did such an awful thing happen?
Well, she was surrounded by "teenage girls" shouting
... "We love you, we love you!"
One of them thrust one of Cheryl's CDs forward, hoping to get an autogroph on the cover.
Pushing the girl aside, the Chav Princess told her security man to get her inside.
She was heard to say ... "What the fcuk? What the fcuk? Who the fcuk was that?"
Well, Princess Chavy, I have the answer ... she was one of teenagers who have spent their hard earned money, buying your mediocre music, and making you a multi-millionairess.
But I keep forgetting ... ordinary, hard working people are not welcome, up in Chav Heaven.
I just hope, if I am ever "attacked" or "mugged" ...
... it involves a group of teenagers giving me their money, and shouting "We love you, Jayne".
Rant over.
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they are all of the same ilk along with the other z listers, people like to read about them because they live a car crash existance, will kerry katona fall off the wagon?? will jordan slowly morph into the bride of wildenstein?
they are popular because people can smugly look down on them, as they get older and less popular they will just be photographed when they have gone off the rails whilst the weekly mags concentrate on their offsprings "careers".
they are popular because people can smugly look down on them, as they get older and less popular they will just be photographed when they have gone off the rails whilst the weekly mags concentrate on their offsprings "careers".
Just to return to the thread -
the national media are notorious for twisting the truth, and if that's not a good story, they will make it up. As a music freelance, i have come across instances like this many many times.
For the record JJ, i wonder if you have ever been in the vicinity of a famous person when a mob of their fans comes a-charging? Yes, of course the fans mean no harm, but that does not mean that harm will not happen, and from personal experience, i can assure you it is a seriously frightening experience.
It has nothing to do with Cheryl ignoring or disregarding the fans who make her a star - it's about physical protection from harm, and that is what security people are there for - to protect their charge from physical damage, albeit caused by over-enthuiasm. Broken bones are no less painful because they were caused by excited fans being loving to their idol.
As far as Katie Price goes, she is a shrewd clever businesswoman, and until her facial surgery, a beautiful one as well. I don't think you can compare like with like - the similarities are at best superficial.
The media writes what sells papers - and right now, that's Chery, even through no action of her own.
the national media are notorious for twisting the truth, and if that's not a good story, they will make it up. As a music freelance, i have come across instances like this many many times.
For the record JJ, i wonder if you have ever been in the vicinity of a famous person when a mob of their fans comes a-charging? Yes, of course the fans mean no harm, but that does not mean that harm will not happen, and from personal experience, i can assure you it is a seriously frightening experience.
It has nothing to do with Cheryl ignoring or disregarding the fans who make her a star - it's about physical protection from harm, and that is what security people are there for - to protect their charge from physical damage, albeit caused by over-enthuiasm. Broken bones are no less painful because they were caused by excited fans being loving to their idol.
As far as Katie Price goes, she is a shrewd clever businesswoman, and until her facial surgery, a beautiful one as well. I don't think you can compare like with like - the similarities are at best superficial.
The media writes what sells papers - and right now, that's Chery, even through no action of her own.
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