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Dear All,
Amongst the fan-mail we receive we do, on occasion, receive an email asking us directly for an answer. As, quite frankly, you're all much smart than us, we thought we'd pass our favourite of this week on to you all.
(Names have been changes to cover any embarrassment)
From: Ada Ministration
"My office stapler is stapling two staples instead of one what should I do to rectify this defect please?"
Best answer will, sadly, not receive a prize - the winner will however receive a special place in my heart.
Spare Ed
Amongst the fan-mail we receive we do, on occasion, receive an email asking us directly for an answer. As, quite frankly, you're all much smart than us, we thought we'd pass our favourite of this week on to you all.
(Names have been changes to cover any embarrassment)
From: Ada Ministration
"My office stapler is stapling two staples instead of one what should I do to rectify this defect please?"
Best answer will, sadly, not receive a prize - the winner will however receive a special place in my heart.
Spare Ed
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Pens and pencils, lots of things,
in grey, or black, or yellow.
Nothing in the stationery tin
compares with this young fellow.
I've been to Paris, been to Rome,
I've even been to Naples.
But never have I left without
my thing what spits out staples.
This tiny thing is just the biz,
I think you get the picture.
My favourite desktop item is
my little paper stitcher.
Pens and pencils, lots of things,
in grey, or black, or yellow.
Nothing in the stationery tin
compares with this young fellow.
I've been to Paris, been to Rome,
I've even been to Naples.
But never have I left without
my thing what spits out staples.
This tiny thing is just the biz,
I think you get the picture.
My favourite desktop item is
my little paper stitcher.