Woohoo!

[WeeBlueElf]

I just caught a pixi in my garden, how should i kill it??

[Baby-Kitten]

Ok i'm thick, i do not know what a Pixi is, can you tell me please, dont kill it tho...xXx

[Ward-Minter]

Bound the little gremlin and then place him in a shed. Clamp his naughty bits in a strong steel vice and snap off the handle so it can not be unclamped.

Place a small hacksaw next to the clamp. Unbound the little pixi so its hands are free. Leave the shed and douse it in petrol. Then set fire to the shed.

The pixi has a choice. Cut off its own winkle or burn to death.

Am I warped?

[WeeBlueElf]

I like your style Minter...but this is a female pixi.

[mycatis]

Oh boy oh boy WeeBlueElf  , I'm going right over to CB to stick you right in, you are in BIG trouble now!!

[johnny5]

to kill a pixi you need to say out loud three times while turning anti-clockwise i don't believe in pixi's

[shaz-rla]

Poor pixi what has she done wrong?

[mycatis]

Johnny! you again! and just you wait till Pixi has seen this, you will be in trouble too

[Baby-Kitten]

Will someone tell me what the hell a pixi is !!!!!!

[mycatis]

Pixi comes on here and she is a very nice lady (or pixi) and this little upstart WeeBlueElf  is gonna be in big trouble once she has seen this, sorry you are confused Baby-Kitten, do you ever come onto Chatterbank?

[Baby-Kitten]

Nope, =( i only come on here to get things answered that i am unsure about. Like i want some Leopard Gecko's but i dont know anywhere in Birmingham that they sell them...xXx

[Robinia]

pixi is a teeny-weeny little green person with a huge heart but for heaven's sake don't make her angry....!!!

[mycatis]

Me too 2shortplanks, I left a post for her on CB but dont think she has seen it and it's getting pushed down the page

[pixi]

laughing my head off, if you caught a pixi which I very much doubt yer twonk,it would have kicked your silly litle head in by now

[the>one]

to right pix......time to go on an elf hunt me thinks!!......whats black and brown and looks great on an elf????

 

ans.....a rottweiler!!

[pixi]

hee hee the>one top joke, ner ner ner ner ner to weeblueelfie

[smudge]

I have fairies living at the bottom of my garden - please don't ever harm them.

[EvilGoblin]

They roast well on skewers...