One of my neighbours has just

[McMouse]

admired my roses. Do you think I should give her one?

[B00]

fner fner

[ummmm]

Yes :-)

[Mick-Talbot]

So you want her to admire your ceiling roses too?

[redman41]

Yes give her one McMouse, and leave another on Bedside Table ;-)

[bigfoot3000]

Are they giant roses? If so give her one of the thorns instead as all women love a giant pr**k

[DEN53]

Only if she don't mind prick................els

[jackthehat]

Is it worth me commenting, d'you reckon..............?

[cupid04]

Isn't a prick smaller than a P?N?S?

[OrcadianOil]

Only if it's sweet smelling!

[McMouse]

My pen is certainly thick, but my pencil is longer

[ummmm]

Thick is good :-)

[supersuezy24]

Aw yeah do that would be lovely x

[Seafarer1966]

Maybe you could part her petals in return?