Would you like to be?
It's a big responsibility you're taking on here.... Lesser women have fallen at the wayside. There may be pain involved & you must be able to drink like a fish, fart like a buckfummad, dance like a diva and have on matching lingerie at all times....
You must get drunk rude & loud at parties, be prepared to break bones in your quest to entertain, snog random men & still look like a lady but be able to blaspheme like a navvy....
I am not really a football fan but I have managed to pretty much stay away from it except watching the England matches and on here (which is mentioned daily)