Whoever said it

[ttfn]

was wrong. In my case pride cometh after the fall (:-((

[ttfn]

Soz Sis I thought you'd had a chemical peel - he's a cracker too x

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha the old soh still always there pet x

[ttfn]

When it's gone - so am I

[Bobbisox]

nawww, it the sense of smell isn't it...the last to go?
just as well really...say nowt more..LOL

[TheOtherHalf]

ttfn just read about your incident. Hope you are ok. Put your feet up and get that brandy down

[supersuezy24]

ttfn is your sister with you?
I put a closer one of Bobby but I can't see it..

[supersuezy24]

Ah there we have it xx

[ttfn]

Guess what suezy - I am on my own! toh - I am ok ta, but my lawn needs cutting..........
Thanks everyone for your good wishes, might need an expert make-up artist tomorrow. I have just thought - I hope I don't get a black eye - oh s b s d

[supersuezy24]

I think we need to send some sexy male models around to look after you, pamper you and such xx

[ttfn]

You're not trying to finish me off are you suezy? I am supposed to be resting quietly you know (;-))

[supersuezy24]

Lol, Look at you thinking dirty, I meant they'd be looking after you, cooking you meals, basically being your sexy slaves..Uniform is purely your choice xx

[ttfn]

I have neither a dirty mind nor face - but I think I am getting a black eye - that just tops off my week nicely, oh zut alors

[supersuezy24]

Aww no!!
Pur some nice cool cucumber on them and rest x
I sent you some new pics of Bobby xx

[boxtops]

Gee ttfn, what are you like, we can't leave you alone for a minute, I go to work and what do I find...? Seriously though, I bet you are sore in body and spirit. Can you get in the bath and have a soak, or not up to it yet? (If I thought you were up to a joke I would go "arr Jim Lad", and offer you an eye patch...)

[ttfn]

Hello boxy - who let you out of school early today? I would have to lie in the bath face down - are you trying to tell me something? I need tlc and cuddles please

[ttfn]

Boxy mate - where is my tlc please?

[Greedyfly]

Are you feeling better today TTFN?

[ttfn]

Hello greedy - thank you. I was going to look in the mirror but upon reflection I wish I hadn't.

I am available for scaring off naughty thug-u-don't-like and beligerent rottweilers (still pre vat price rise)