Some new golf terms to use when you're out on the course...

[McMouse]

A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't.

A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.

A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.

A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.

A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.

An 'O.J.'- got away with one.

A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.

A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver.

A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.

A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole.

A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right.

A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds.

A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read.

A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out.

A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist.

A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees.

A 'Sally Gunnell' Pretty ugly but a good runner

A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.

A 'Tiger Woods' - wrong hole.

[4candles]

A 'Broadband' - not as fast as you wanted it to be.

An 'Adolf' - failed to get out of the bunker

[keithlbw]

An England Football Squad -- couldn't hit a ball.

[marval]

A David Beckham - When you choose the wrong club

A masturbation shot - When you hit a golf shot that is not the right way of doing it, but the end result was quite pleasing

A 'German Virgin' : guten tight (that's 'good and tight' for the phonetically challenged)

[bigfoot3000]

Lol, Love it Mcmouse!

[cazzz1975]

lol!! I like those!!

[Parsfan]

When a bad shot somehow scrambles onto the green, it's a sister-in-law. You're up there but you know you shouldn't be.

[Parsfan]

Forgot this one. A Douglas Bader. Looked good in the air but didn't have the legs.

[Kelvin]

A Dennis Wise - Nasty little 5-footer.