Never a true-er word said in jest.....

[Bbbananas]

Bugger. I made a joke last week, involving my grazed cut knees, saying "Worst things happen at sea...".
People took a sharp intake of breath. Wasn't probably the best phrase to come out with considering I'm going sailing for the weekend.....

Tempting fate? Or just engaging mouth before engaging brain, as per....?
Anyway guys, wish me a safe voyage xx Better take my strap-on....

[Bbbananas]

I can only say all the rude things I do on here, because you can't see me blushing.

[joggerjayne]

Because we can't see you playing with yourself under your desk, Sals !!!

[Bbbananas]

Jogger Jayne... wash your mouth out.

(I always always go to the Ladies to do anything like that....) I am only an exhibitionist out of work. ;-)

[Bbbananas]

Oh Lord BF - that is truly awful.

[bigfoot3000]

In rough seas think of all the "Jiggling" as he walks over to you. Lol, (The main member isn't real so Im still on the line and have'nt crossed it)

[Bbbananas]

I think I'm doing a Johnny Cash as per usual - Walk(ing) The Line.

[bigfoot3000]

I thought I'd halted the whole thread for a second, you had me scared there salla!

[mccfluff]

i tired my hardest not to click on that link

[Barmaid]

So did I McFluff. And miserably failed!!!

[Bbbananas]

I shall have nightmares about that at sea.... It's a bit like that monster thingy with appendages that Bill Nighy plays in Pirates of The Caribbean...

[bigfoot3000]

Erm no vibra (Are you trying to tell us something here?) Im pretty sure I enjoy the penetrating and leave the receiving to my lovely ladies.

[Bbbananas]

You wouldn't want of those 3-pronged things getting out of hand - lord knows what damage it could do..... :-(

[bigfoot3000]

Lol, vibra, the trick is to make a beer punch laced with sleeping tablets the night before that all the males drink, leaving me the only preforming stallion left in the morning in hot demand!

[mccfluff]

pmsl i'm trying to have a serious convo with my boss and he just told me

"we'll need to thy the three pronged attack"

i

[rowanwitch]

omg what have I done!!!!!!

[bigfoot3000]

Mcfluff ask him what size suit he'd like and show him the link.

[mccfluff]

nooooo on consideration i don;t think i'll be doing that any time soon