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Eavesdropping.
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What's the funniest, most outrageous or most revelatory conversation you've ever accidentally (or otherwise) overheard?
In the beer garden of the Slug and Lettuce in Bromsgrove this afternoon, I overheard the young lady on the next table talking to someone - presumably her partner - via her mobile. With a black country accent as thick as pea soup, she said, "What time yo coming home babe?" [Pause] "Well 'urry up wontcha... I'm ovulating."
Funny as fcuk. I lost half my Gordons and Slim.
In the beer garden of the Slug and Lettuce in Bromsgrove this afternoon, I overheard the young lady on the next table talking to someone - presumably her partner - via her mobile. With a black country accent as thick as pea soup, she said, "What time yo coming home babe?" [Pause] "Well 'urry up wontcha... I'm ovulating."
Funny as fcuk. I lost half my Gordons and Slim.
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Last week a couple passed me in Hyde Park. As they did so, the guy was saying to his attractive (female) partner "I've made love to a man . . ." (That's all I heard)
Now I'm not homophobic and I've got no real interest in the guy's sexual exploits, but I'm fascinated to know why he was revealing them to his girlfriend in Hyde Park!
Last week a couple passed me in Hyde Park. As they did so, the guy was saying to his attractive (female) partner "I've made love to a man . . ." (That's all I heard)
Now I'm not homophobic and I've got no real interest in the guy's sexual exploits, but I'm fascinated to know why he was revealing them to his girlfriend in Hyde Park!