Eavesdropping.

[NoMercy]

What's the funniest, most outrageous or most revelatory conversation you've ever accidentally (or otherwise) overheard?

In the beer garden of the Slug and Lettuce in Bromsgrove this afternoon, I overheard the young lady on the next table talking to someone - presumably her partner - via her mobile. With a black country accent as thick as pea soup, she said, "What time yo coming home babe?" [Pause] "Well 'urry up wontcha... I'm ovulating."

Funny as fcuk. I lost half my Gordons and Slim.

[hc4361]

When I were a young un we used to have outrageous conversations on the bus, totally fictional, but scandalised the eavesdroppers. All good fun.

[NoMercy]

lol. I think we were all guilty of that in our youth.

[ummmm]

Where have you been NoM?

[boxtops]

You beat me to it, ummmm - welcome back, Nom!

[NoMercy]

Hey hun. I was internetless after my Spanish dongle went into retirement. I'm dreading the bill, what with all the roaming fees. :-(

How are you, matey? xx

[NoMercy]

Thanks, Boxy. x

[ummmm]

Oh bummer......is it expensive?

I'm fine....Glastonbury was good. I've got a nice tan...going out for cocktails tomorrow :-)

[NoMercy]

Well it was 46 euros per month, less 20%, plus 12 euros per day flat rate roaming fee. There's the moby to pay for too, so I won't expect a bill for less than 500 for the last month.

[ummmm]

Bloody hell.....I blame bobjugs :-)

[NoMercy]

Well I've only spoken to him on my English moby tbf. Because he's had net problems too, I've not bothered emailing him. We tend to speak on the phone in the evenings.

[TTG]

At my previous company I used to enjoy the secretaries swearing.

[Buenchico]

To return to your question, NM . . .

Last week a couple passed me in Hyde Park. As they did so, the guy was saying to his attractive (female) partner "I've made love to a man . . ." (That's all I heard)

Now I'm not homophobic and I've got no real interest in the guy's sexual exploits, but I'm fascinated to know why he was revealing them to his girlfriend in Hyde Park!

[NoMercy]

Takes all sorts, Chris. Personally I'm not one of those girls to talk about my sex life to anyone, not even my closest girlfriends. Some things are meant just for you and your partner... dontcha think?

[micmak]

As a 16 year old I was on a bus when a young boy said to his mum, " If you tell dad I will tell hin you peed in our new bucket.

[cazxx1]

blimey i was there last week....do you live in bromsgrove

[NoMercy]

I rent a barn in Dodford. I tend only to come here at weekends.

[NoMercy]

Btw... do they do happy hour or something in the afternoons? The drinks were surprisingly cheap.