Mental Health Act?

[McMouse]

Before cutting down some unwanted conifers I called the local council and asked if they would be accepted at the recycling centre. They said yes, provided they had been sectioned.

[what..the?]

this is really graining on me now, leaf it alone, fur heavens sake, buddy hell, quite frankly this joke fell short...

[marval]

are you saw mill?

[McMouse]

I would have been surprised but I cedar coming

[marval]

by holly, good answer

[McMouse]

I lost my Cherry to Ivy