How would you write one for another ABer

[rowanwitch]

Gentleman with firmly held opinions and strong views on a range of subjects seeks submissive females to pander to every whim...no timewasters, feminists,or those with ideas of own...

or

Elderly gentleman already married seeks women for sun, and sangria in warmer climes....and of course s*x

[rowanwitch]

www.onflags.com/images/tractor
joke is spoiled now though...

[redman41]

Bobbisox to the rescue and looking grand again ! :-))

[Bobbisox]

pairing me off with me bloody arch-enemy in me absence..humph!

[redman41]

lol, fine looking Tractor. If you can drive that you will do fine rowan :-))

[rowanwitch]

see it as an act of charity Bobbi...

[Bobbisox]

awww fanks ...like
a charity case noo am I? ...LOL

[rowanwitch]

No Bobbi the bounteous and charitable lady who takes pity on a lad less fortunate than wot she is

[Bobbisox]

well if you put in that way Rowan???

[rowanwitch]

Ok vibes you can come out now Bobbi says yes...

[Bobbisox]

Oh Noooooooooooooooooo
keep the bugger locked up..ha-ha

[rowanwitch]

Going home now...thanks for the laughs folks

Sorry Redman don't drive

[Bobbisox]

bye rowan x

[Jemisa]

Lady with own mobile buggy 140lbs requirs friendship with man with or without buggy. must be 160lbs or less. Able to recharge my batteries on a regular basis. Also know how to behave when approaching from the rear.
Must be an experienced rudder controller and know how to plug into all aspects.
Like to experience a good smooth ride.
Can be folded down for convenience with one hand jerk.

jem

[McMouse]

God fearing non-smoking tee total vegetarian pacifist seeks like minded individual to partake in scat eating competition.