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Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear! My apologies Hopkirk - I certainly didn't mean to upset anyone. I am writing this , crouched down on my knees and suitably clothed in sackcloth and ashes. My knowledge of football is practically nil - I know it is played with a round ball (as opposed to an oval one as in rugby) , I know there are goalposts
and I know there is a referee. That I am afraid is about the extent of my knowledge.
My apologies to Wales. Can I get up now ?