Fantasy AB Wedding

[bobjugs12]

Following on from the thread below, what would your Fantasy AB Wedding be?

Who would be your bride/groom
Your best man/maid of honour
Who would you have as your ushers
Who would you want to drive your wedding cars
Where would you have it
What sort of reception
Which ABer would spill blood to catch the bouquet (sp??)
Who would you want as your DJ

and finally

Which ABers would start the customary Wedding Reception fight

[pastafreak]

Wheeee...!!
I've never been a Maid of Honour...

whoop!whoop!!

ok....when....????

[NoMercy]

You'll have to ask my groom-to-be... lol

I hope he wears his new Ambulance uniform.

[boxtops]

If you need a wedding organiser, I'm good at conferences....

[bobjugs12]

My darling, will you do me the honour then?
xxxxxx

I'm not getting married in my greens though, sorry

[pastafreak]

I suspect if you asked him to dress in an ape suit-he would.....
Bet he's taking notes...lol x

[NoMercy]

How about on a nudists' beach? lol !!

[bobjugs12]

A nudist beach??? That means seeing our parents/grandparents naked!!!

[NoMercy]

We'd just have to get stoned, like really stoned, before hand.

[boxtops]

..so would we..

[boxtops]

^^ hastens to add, not for the happy couple, but if we're all coming and we have all be in the nuddy, the mind boggles!

[bobjugs12]

A stony nudist beach?! This just gets worse. Can't we have a white wedding on a paradise beach in the Pacific instead? Somewhere like one of the small Hawaiin islands?

[NoMercy]

True... let's scrap the nudists idea.

[boxtops]

I've just checked, Ed is not watching, this one hasn't got a sticky yet - Ed, the first AB proposal has just gone by you, Sticky UP please!

[bobjugs12]

Darling, where do you fancy for the honeymoon?

[NoMercy]

An over the water bungalow in Mauritius sounds good....

[bobjugs12]

Sounds very good. However, will the silts be strong enough to handle the motion ;-)

[NoMercy]

Okay... dry land, ground floor. lol

[boxtops]

NoM, what do you want/need for your bottom drawer?

[bobjugs12]

How about the 'sail-shaped' hotel in Dubai? We could fly there in my private helicopter

[Bbbananas]

Horror - "Salls would trample over everyone for the bouquet......"

No bl00dy way. Not with all that symbolism. I'll pick the daisies from the churchyard, that'll do me ;-)
Been there twice, done that twice - third time lucky? I doubt it, I like singledom xx