Oirish joke!

[funnygirl]

Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.
She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says
"You know what I want, don't you?"


"Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole bleeding bed by the looks of it!"

[sandyRoe]

Well, what was it that she did want?

[jno]

the ceiling painted, I suppse.