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Thought for Today..
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Why not share with us your favourite" Squits" stories?
y'know the ones when you were caught short...pmsl
following on from dear sallas unfortunate 'happenings' yesterday...
Do you have a squitable story you would care to share,,
Sqad will adore this thread...:-o)
y'know the ones when you were caught short...pmsl
following on from dear sallas unfortunate 'happenings' yesterday...
Do you have a squitable story you would care to share,,
Sqad will adore this thread...:-o)
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I did have a sudden urge to go for wee wees on board a flight - Thomson Fly, I think, back to the UK.
It was Xmas 06 and we'd been delayed in Valencia for 8 hrs due to the whole of the UK being covered in Fog. We were supposed to fly to Coventry but at check in, were told we'd be flying to East Midlands. Once we were finally airborne, we were merely told that we were flying to the UK (they couldn't specify where) and later on in the journey were told that we'd get to Coventry afterall. When I finally couldn't hold myself any longer, I got up to the loo and the attendant went mad and said, "Have you any idea how low were flying?" I insisted on going anyway and whilst in the loo, the attendant knocked on the door and said, "Can you please hold onto the rail, we are landing the aircraft."
Then the pilot chirped, "Welcome to Birmingham International."
2 O'clock in the fcuking morning.
It was Xmas 06 and we'd been delayed in Valencia for 8 hrs due to the whole of the UK being covered in Fog. We were supposed to fly to Coventry but at check in, were told we'd be flying to East Midlands. Once we were finally airborne, we were merely told that we were flying to the UK (they couldn't specify where) and later on in the journey were told that we'd get to Coventry afterall. When I finally couldn't hold myself any longer, I got up to the loo and the attendant went mad and said, "Have you any idea how low were flying?" I insisted on going anyway and whilst in the loo, the attendant knocked on the door and said, "Can you please hold onto the rail, we are landing the aircraft."
Then the pilot chirped, "Welcome to Birmingham International."
2 O'clock in the fcuking morning.