That think I'm an immature, poor speller who needs english lessons, I write like Oscar Wilde, according to ed's link, into which I copied a piece of english coursework which was meritted as an A*!
I wasn't being pedantic greedy. I was responding to dg's "I,m pretty sure Oscar Wilde would,ve known how to spell merited correctly" which seemed to be having a pop at Grollykins.