poems about sallas bum

[zzxxee]

feel free to add your own

salla has a shapely bum
but not quite so when her poo does run
she ate some cherries which made her happy
now it looks like she needs a nappy

[zzxxee]

i love salla shes a top chick
even if she needs incontinence knicks x

[Bbbananas]

Today I have been told that ladies smell of fish, I have been ridiculed for my malady and affliction and you have reminded everyone of the vicious rumour about the size of my ninny.

You have a lot of making up to do vibes.....

[zzxxee]

right ive discussed your bowel actions for far to long salla your a good sport thats it from me now x

[Bbbananas]

Bless.... x

[zzxxee]

vibra thats a nice ode to sallas bum <3

[Ankou]

lyrically astute and the prose is reminiscent of shakespeare or wordsworth, but so many questions. for instance, how does a bum remind you of honey ?

i can only guess you mean the runny stuff that you squeeze out of bottles that have the lid that looks like a cats elbow .....

[Bbbananas]

Gee, I was feeling all warm and loved and desired then ankou - until you popped that image into everyone's mind.

49 posts about my diarrhoeal affliction - I just cannae believe it.

[McMouse]

I warn you of the riskof thunder
Squeeze your cheeks and look asunder
Whatever, whatever, whatever you do
avoid a fart, you'll follow through.

[joggerjayne]

Salla's bum ?

I thought she'd divorced him !

[Bbbananas]

The first one JJ, yes. But the second one, not yet. But I'm working on it....

[joggerjayne]

LOL

x

[Stephen_G]

Did you find out if zzxxee was the "Ring"leader, salla? Or does it need looking into a lot further?

Put a cork in it everyone - it's not funny ;-)

[Bbbananas]

It was either zzxxee, peri or chuck... It's a conspiracy.

[ttfn]

I agree Judge - this is a disgusting thread and I am surprised, nay shocked at zzxxee posting it.

[ttfn]

P.S.]

Salla's in the garden
riddling sand
and the cheeks of her @rse
go bang, bang, bang

(;-))