The in laws came for Sunday lunch & while I was cooking, one of the kids had our wedding album out. My MIL flicked through it and paused at a photo of me on my own, looking (if I may say so) gorgeous.
She then said "My God, you did look plain on your wedding day."
oHHHH...careful with the voodoo-that'll come back at you!
No-do the egg throwing like peri said....but against your MILs wall...not yours. Why should you have to clean up such a stinking mess??