don't know if this ones's been posted already

[cojones]

Teacher asks the kids in her class what their daddies do for a living. One says "he's a plumber", another says "he's a fireman". And they all answer in turn "he's a doctor", "he's a bank manager", "he's a mechanic", etc. until one little boy says "my daddy works in a gay bar as a stripper, if he gets a good tip he shows them everything, if he gets a really good tip he goes into the back room with them and stays all night. Then he comes home at 8 o'clock and goes to bed. The teacher is horrified and hastily changes the subject. After the class she takes the boy to one side and asks "Does your daddy REALLY do that?" "Naa," the little boy replied. "He plays for England really, but I was too embarrased to say."

[mollykins]

Made me smile . . . . dunno about it being posted before though.