Lil.

[Bbbananas]

My mate Lil has to present herself at the police station tomorrow for a thorough going-over. I can't say why, and you'll never guess.

[another-view]

Is it for making dodgy CDs?

[Count-A-Strong]

Impersonating 40's film stars?

[mccfluff]

wanton and lewd behaviour

[Mick-Talbot]

no point guessing if you can't say why is there?

[another-view]

Drunk in charge of a mobility scooter?

[Bbbananas]

But Mick - I'm 'doing an another-view'.... - just reporting random thoughts that enter my whirlpool of a mind.

(p.s. it's gross misconduct).

[B00]

If you can't say why, is there any point in guessing?

[carmalee]

is she a cleaner?

[Bbbananas]

It's gross misconduct Boo. Of which she is wholly innocent of anything other than being a ditzy forgetful blonde. And the security guard is lying. And Lil is now back on antidepressants.
It's a cruel world.

[jno]

gross misconduct - is that with 144 men? No wonder they want to see her.

[Bbbananas]

lol jno..... Not quite 144, but she was a bit of a go-er in her youth....

[McMouse]

Blow me, sounds bad.

[jackthehat]

A wild stab in the dark, I know.............

http://www.theanswerb...l/Question913979.html

[Bbbananas]

Well done Inspector Jack. The update is that the police did come round & she had to give a statement. If she had admitted to the so-called 'theft' (even though she's not guilty) the irony is that she would have been let off with a slap on the wrist & a caution. However, as she is ditzy silly daft & all those things, she is not a thief and will not admit to something she hasn't done, even to save her skin (very admirable) - so now she runs the risk of being prosecuted.

Needless to say, my own shoplifting exploits have gone on hold.....

[jno]

tell her to get evidence, witnesses etc ready to go (if she isn't already). Sometimes you have to fight for your rights, but better than admitting to a crime you didn't commit.