Dirty Weekend.

[NoMercy]

Donald Duck goes away for a dirty weekend. He suddenly realises he hasn't got an condoms and runs down to reception to ask if they stock them.

"Certainly, Sir," says the receptionist. "Shall I put them on your bill?"

DD says, "Don't be thucking thupid. I'll thuffocate."

[redman41]

Ha Ha !

[NoMercy]

Duh... I would have been funnier without the typo.

[rowanwitch]

yes very good... When I saw the thread title I expected an update on your plans for the ned of the week

[NoMercy]

lol... I'm a great believer that SOME things should stay private... ;-)

[redman41]

Definition of Innocence:
Nun working in condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

[NoMercy]

Did I mention the time my Mum and Nan visited me in Spain? The both went into the Gents by mistake and saw a guy's todger.

Poor Nan had a stroke. Mum couldn't reach.

[craft1948]

I'd actually never seen a condom, then my daughter started asking about them (she was doing the sex education thingy at school). I went to my friends and cadged one, and I remember me and the daughter, sitting in the car, holding it up and going......yeuch, gross!!

[rowanwitch]

Definition of lost innocence...when the priest asks her if she'd like to hold his pet mouse...

[redman41]

They will disown you NoMercy for leading them astray! lol

[rowanwitch]

Heading home now...things to do.... and for you redman..XXXXXXX

[redman41]

Bye rowan ! xx Hurry past the Chemist without stopping... :-)

[NoMercy]

Redman... they really did go into the mens' loos and cop and eyeful.

I made the crack about the stroke, and nan was practically hyperventilating. We all started laughing at her "hyena" noises and then all the Spanish, who couldn't understand a word we were saying were laughing too, and before you knew it, the whole restaurant was in hysterics (even the staff) and the vast majority of them didn't know what they were laughing at. Mad !

[NoMercy]

Catch you later, Rowan. x

And for pity's sake... will you two get room ;-)

[redman41]

She tried to seduce the Chambermaid NoM ! Will have to change Hotels... lol

[NoMercy]

You're sooooo going to get punished for that, Red. lol

Rowan... I'd teach him a lesson if I were you. ;-)

[McMouse]

I stayed in a hotel and they provided a Goblin teasmaid.

[rowanwitch]

No mercy it is all in hand in a virtual reality sor

[rowanwitch]

t of way...not sure what happened there//