shall we have a quiz, tell a joke, have a laugh?

[Bobbisox]

It's getting a bit heavy for Tuesday morning, tell me a joke or summat, insult me if yer like..lol, it's been done before...but lighten up Chaps and Chapesses,,,:-0)

[Bbbananas]

Bobbi, I love you like a leper loves a pair of matching socks and gloves.... ;-)

[Greedyfly]

Sigh.... I shall be house working I think to pass the time today, windows shall need a clean...

[Bobbisox]

shupppp salla,,,ha-ha
GF stick with ya ma kid,,lol

[Greedyfly]

Eh? lol

[McMouse]

I once played Poker will a leper salla until he threw his hand in.

[dyslexiauntied]

Bobbi
Mary had a litle lamb
Its bum was black as charcoal,
Every time it jumped a fence
It showed its dirty dum dum dum dum(Archer's theme) fades out.

[Bbbananas]

I'm not feeling myself today.....

So - who wants to feel me?

[Bobbisox]

now isn't this better,,,lol
not getting many hits tho, they nust like being angry today :-o)

[Bobbisox]

sqad , sall?

[McMouse]

Mary had a little sheep
With this sheep
She went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb.

[Bobbisox]

donchya just love this guy,,MM, he always makes me smile :o-)

[Bbbananas]

Oh Yes Sqad, the original Martini Man - anytime, anyplace, anywhere.

[dyslexiauntied]

McM Touche!!

[Bobbisox]

well where the hell is he
Calling sqaddo...yoo-hoooooo!

[McMouse]

I've just been touche'd. Should this be reported?

[Bobbisox]

did you feel it and did it hurt McM?

[McMouse]

It didn't hurt but came as a bit of a surprise.

[Bobbisox]

report it!

[McMouse]

Roses are red
Watches are gold
Get on your knees
and do what your told

[Bobbisox]

screaammmmmmmmm
you cheer me up ...:-o)