what about a limerick then? Am I clutching at straws now..lol

[Bobbisox]

Ther was an owld man called docspock


bu$$er, can't think of the next line...lol

[missnemesis]

see what you've started bobbs lol

[Bobbisox]

shurrrup now doc, be a nice man will ya...lol
pmsl@EDDIE'S

[MarkRae]

There was a young fellow called Stan
Whose limericks never would scan
When asked why this was
He replied, "It's because"
"I always try to put as many words into the last line as I possibly can"

There was a young man from Dundee
Who was stung on the head by a wasp
When asked if it hurt
He replied, "Not a bit!"
"It can do it again if it likes..."

There was a young fellow from Kent
Who ate a whole set of encyclopaedias
His mother said, "Ken!"
"Oh, what have you done?"
"You daft ba$***, they were for your supper..."

And, finally, one for Bobbi:
There was an aad wife o' Byker
There was an aad wife o' Byker
She up wi' the pan
And flattened hor man
There was an aad wife o' Byker

[Bobbisox]

hello Mark, I understood the last one ...perfectly..ha-ha

[missnemesis]

There once was an old doc called spock
Who had quite a musical ????
With this 'banjo' he'd play
All night and all day
Til his frets were as hard as a rock

[Bobbisox]

your turn doc..lol

[missnemesis]

There once was a geordie called bobbi
Who had an unusual hobby
She'd take ice from her glass
Rub it onto her A$$
And slide up and down in the Lobby

[Greedyfly]

rofl

[McMouse]

The bedroom has lost its decorum.
With group sex, it's more like a forum.
It once was avowed
That three was a crowd,
But today it's not even a quorum.

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha you lot are mad.x

[lindylou16]

There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

[askyourgran]

I'm sat here on my own laughing tears running down my face. You lot are hilarious.

Love the sailor Bates one Doc.