Very Old Irish Joke

[Seafarer1966]

Paddy has a job interview and is nervous. He asks Mick what questions he might get asked.

Mick says.....well at de tree interviews oi've had in moi loife dey always ask me if I know me roight from me left.

Paddy asks Mick to show him which is his left hand and which is his right hand.

All night Paddy lies in bed putting his left hand in the air and saying...dats me left hand....then putting his right hand in the air and saying....dats me roight hand.

Next day at the interview Paddy is so excited he rubs his hands together. He bursts into tears and says....oh bugger now oi've gone and shuffled dem!

[marval]

lol