Gun To Your Head - If You Had To Choose...
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He said. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said. You wear pants don't you?
He said. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and watch TV!
He said. . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said. Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said. They don't have time
He said. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said. We don't know; it has never happened.
He said. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said. They already have boyfriends.
She said. What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. A widow.
He said. Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge
jem
She said. You wear pants don't you?
He said. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and watch TV!
He said. . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said. Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said. They don't have time
He said. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said. We don't know; it has never happened.
He said. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said. They already have boyfriends.
She said. What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. A widow.
He said. Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge
jem
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FTAOSteg, - I was reading about your cats, has the problem been resolved yet.?
We got a 4 year old she catfrom the RSPCA rescue people a few months back & she is soo unpredictable (I know most are) she is beautiful she is friendly and sits on one's lap but if you stroke her she'll bite & I mean bite, she gave me 7 puncture marks and 2 became infected. I had to have a course of antibiotics and a tetenus jab.
My husbands hands and fingers are peppered with bite marks. She never scratches just bites.
Therefor we can't really bond because I'm always afraid she's gonna take me hand off.
WE can't solve it, I'm inclined to take her back to the RSPCA I'm concerned for my G/children (4 & 6) What would you do.
jem
We got a 4 year old she catfrom the RSPCA rescue people a few months back & she is soo unpredictable (I know most are) she is beautiful she is friendly and sits on one's lap but if you stroke her she'll bite & I mean bite, she gave me 7 puncture marks and 2 became infected. I had to have a course of antibiotics and a tetenus jab.
My husbands hands and fingers are peppered with bite marks. She never scratches just bites.
Therefor we can't really bond because I'm always afraid she's gonna take me hand off.
WE can't solve it, I'm inclined to take her back to the RSPCA I'm concerned for my G/children (4 & 6) What would you do.
jem
my cats have settled a wee bit, they still can't pass each other without hissing but they are not attacking each other as much which is good.
On your dilemma,,, if you think kids may be at risk and you can't keep cat and kids apart i think i would have to give her back, but some cats seem to be able to be different to kids my newer cat makes a mess of my hands by biting and scratching but won't/has not bitten or scratched the neighbours kids who regularly pick him up and carry him about, quite roughly as well
On your dilemma,,, if you think kids may be at risk and you can't keep cat and kids apart i think i would have to give her back, but some cats seem to be able to be different to kids my newer cat makes a mess of my hands by biting and scratching but won't/has not bitten or scratched the neighbours kids who regularly pick him up and carry him about, quite roughly as well
You in Perth Steg? Perth in OZ? I've got friends living not too far from you.
Mandurah, Brits who emigrated in the 60s.
You ask the difference between men and MEN, well you go to bars, next time you're in a crowded bar take a look around, you'll soon tell the difference, it shouts at you.
I can keep the cat away from the kids, in the first 4 years of the cats life we don't know what happened to her, we know she was abandoned when her owners moved to the north of the country and for 8 weeks she had to fend for herself & became a bit wild.
The RSPCA said they had tamed her. We'll give it a bit longer to see how it goes.
Good luck with yours.
jem
Mandurah, Brits who emigrated in the 60s.
You ask the difference between men and MEN, well you go to bars, next time you're in a crowded bar take a look around, you'll soon tell the difference, it shouts at you.
I can keep the cat away from the kids, in the first 4 years of the cats life we don't know what happened to her, we know she was abandoned when her owners moved to the north of the country and for 8 weeks she had to fend for herself & became a bit wild.
The RSPCA said they had tamed her. We'll give it a bit longer to see how it goes.
Good luck with yours.
jem
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