I've Never ...

[joggerjayne]

Is it too late for a game of "I've Never ..."?

Or is it too early?

Say something you've never done.

You only score if everyone else HAS done it.

If there is anyone else who has also never done it ... you don't score.

Got it?

Okay ... off you go !

[RATTER15]

I have never purchased a lottery ticket.

You have a far higher chance of being murdered that winning the jackpot!!

[missnemesis]

lol nope davethedog, not even as a small child. Not much in the way of imagination me ;-)

[Hopkirk]

My brother put his tooth in the bottom of the fish tank one night.

I was baffled next day how the sixpence got in there, until I was told the tooth fairy used a mini submarine.

[TTG]

Never ridden a motorised bike (motorbike, scooter or moped) either as rider or passenger.

[redman41]

I have never had sex in a Cable Car, yet !!

[rowanwitch]

Don't hold your breath I can't stand heights

[redman41]

For you dearest, somewhere far more comfortable and intimate !! xx

[joggerjayne]

redman ... purleeeez !

It was just a quick beejay.

As Bill Clinton claimed ... that does not count as "having sex" !

=0/

[rowanwitch]

Stop distracting me

[redman41]

Good morning JJ , can you keep an eye on Rowan for me, she's a special person and I would never risk her in a Cable Car !! lol

[bobjugs12]

....been subtle

[zzxxee]

i have never
1..... sh@gged a pirate
2....... cuddled a porkupine
3..............eaten a lard sarnie
4...............done a convicing impression of norman wisdom
5................patted a pygmy on the head in a patronising way

[mollykins]

I bet theres loads.

I've never, bought a drink at a pub, got drunk, never been to a hen party (no points for you nom),

[zzxxee]

has anyone done any of the ones i mentioned earlier???? lol

[RATTER15]

Well zzxxee, I never done any of those, however, I did once sh@g a pygmy in a patronising way while she was cuddling a pirate that was eating a lard sandwich belonging to Norman Wisdom's porcupine.