Just found Redmans Aching loins thread....your responses absolutely cracked me up... While Sqad's response is most appealling and likely to be successful I have to vote for Bob's on grounds of sheer bl**dy daftness.....
Sqad I do so hope I have that effect on you too...XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Sqad, have you ever seen V for Vendetta?
You'd be dead before you'd even drawn your sword! Redman would decapitate you whilst quoting beautiful poetry to his Rowan
If asked why I love her I would say
It’s the sway in her hips,
the thickness in her thighs.
It’s the lust in her lips,
the love in her eyes.
It’s the softness of her skin,
the silk in her hair.
It’s the twist in her walk;
it’s the sweetness in her talk.
It’s the way she loves me
that makes me love her each day.
That is what I would say.