My friend has lost all his fingers in an accident....

[Maggoty]

I wonder how he's feeling?

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[RATTER15]

Probably feeling in pain and more than a little upset.

Maybe you could ask him, I dont really think anybody here will actually know what he is feeling.

[steg]

my mate woke up in hospital after an accident and said to the doc "doc i cant feel my legs" the doc replied " that's because we had to amputate your arms"

[jackthehat]

My mate lost all his fingers in an accident.
He went to A&E and explained what had happened to him.
The nurse asked if he had brought his fingers with him so that they could try reattachment.
He confessed that he hadn't.
The nurse, not unnaturally asked why he hadn't............

"Because I couldn't pick them up................."

[piggynose]

my mate was involved in a terrible car accident, anyway after a long operation, he was visited by the surgeon, who said he´d got some good news and bad news, the good news is you wont need to buy anymore shoes, and the bad news..

[McMouse]

Bloke to X-ray technician after swallowing some money:
'Do you see any change in me?'

[keithlbw]

When I came round after surgery on my hand I asked the surgeon if I could play the piano , he said "definately no problem at all"....I said "marvelous I couldn't play it before the operation".

[snags]

Judy, the blonde, runs crying into the office.
"What's wrong?" gasps her best friend Carol.
"It's my boyfriend." gushes Judy. "He was working on the engine under the hood of his car when it crashed down and cut off a finger!"
"My god!" shrieks Carol. "Did it cut off his whole finger?"
"No, thank goodness," sniffs Judy. "The one next to it!"

[squarebear]

I used to know a judge who had no fingers.
He was called Justice Thumbs.

[piggynose]

snags,,,,tut tut