Essex newlyweds

[carrust]

Essex bride & groom arrive at hotel & ask for honeymoon suite.

Receptionist asks. "Do you have reservations?"

Bride replies. "I'm a bit worried about taking it up the ar$e!"

[marval]

lol

[Seafarer1966]

Old but good......here's a few more oldies from the prehistoric era....

Why do Essex girls wear green lipstick? Red means stop.

Why do Essex girls wear hoop earrings? Somewhere to rest their ankles

Why do Essex girls wear panties? To keep their feet warm

What's the difference between an Essex girl and an Essex boy? An Essex girl has a higher sperm count

What have a tortoise and an Essex girl got in common? When they're on their backs they're phuqqed

How do you know an Essex girl has been at your fruitbowl? There's lipstick on your plums

What's the difference between an Essex girl and a computer? You only have to punch information once into a computer

What have a jumbo jet and a blonde Essex girl got in common? A black box

[Seafarer1966]

Just remembered some more:

What is the most confusing day in Essex? Fathers Day

What do you call a 15 year old Essex girl in a white shell suit? The bride

What do you call a 28 year old Essex girl? Grandma