A guy goes to the doctor's...

[Answerprancer]

"Doc - I've got a cricket ball stuck up my elbow"
"How's that ?"
"Don't you start !"

(Tommy Cooper joke found inside a birthday card recently)

[Answerprancer]

oh For Funks Sake - for "elbow" read @-rse (this censorship is petty and unreasonable imo)

[MarkRae]

I recently cut all of the bottoms off my trousers and gave them to the local library. I thought to myself, that's a turn-up for the books...

[Mamyalynne]

http://www.hollywoodt.../2008/02/applause.gif

[wheaten]

Elbow's funnier, very surreal!
Wheaten

[RATTER15]

and says, Dr, can you give me something for the wind, the Dr gave him a kite.

[RATTER15]

old lady: so whats wrong with me?

GP: you have acute angina.

Old lady, never mind the compliments, whats wrong with me!!

[Hopkirk]

Ratter! Naughty step. Now!

[RATTER15]

Dr says to young girl: big breaths!

Young girls: yeth and im only thixtheen

[marval]

Doctor, doctor, you know those pills you gave me for my stomach?
What about them?
They keep rolling off in the middle of the night!