arghhhhhh! I was out last night and someone semi-famous (or possibly really famous) was there. he's about 55-60 years old, looked a bit like Billy Connolly, grey hair and a goatee beard that was dyed purple. I'm sure he is known for dying the goatee all sorts of colours.
I think he was on one of those Fame Academy type of programmes, and I linked him to Carrie Grant but can't find him on the net. even the kids knew his face, but I don't know who he is.